Women deforesting their faces has been one of the best-kept secrets among the half holding up the sky. Now, it’s being taken out of the closet and being uploaded as a kind of postfeminist beauty tip. Call it women’s upper lib. As personal grooming history goes, women shaving has good pedigree. Queen Elizabeth I shaved her facial hair, eyebrows included (inspiring the likes of David Bowie). Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor reportedly cleared their facelawn by using good old foam and blade. And the likes of Kajol having little qualms lowering her brows, face-fuzz removal also has more ‘womanly’ appliances available under the rubric of dermaplaning tools. On the face of it, this last male bastion being (re)breached by women could lead to another post-pandemic, WFH trend: clean-shaven men. We would recommend the use of separate razors for enthusiasts, though.